Look at This F-ing Guy #11

One more today ’cause I like you people.
Oh, what, it’s an important call? Really? Is someone dead? Is it the call that your brother’s kid was born? Did you get that job you’ve been hoping for? Well if it is THAT call then what the hell were you doing in the theater anyways!?

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The Donkey Will Chew Off its Own Leg to Survive

Some of the gangrenous Democratic candidates that have been amputated from the body politic are Betsy Markey of Colorado (an 11 point dog), Tom Perriello (a whopping 26 point dog in Virginia), and even Earl Pomeroy who is seeking his tenth term but finds himself at a 9 point disadvantage in North Dakota. These candidates have basically been abandoned by the party support they desperately need because to the Democratic leaders it looks like they are already too far gone to be saved. The party feels it would be doing itself a disservice to fight these Waterloos and in the process lose other winnable races, and possibly the majority as a result, by spreading the $218 million budget too thin.

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From New York City to Ooh You’re Pretty

There are others that will fare well like smut shops, prostitutes, illegal drugs, and pretty much everything you might find in the faustian sin bin. The first three will be fine, as the others will fare ok and survive really only leaving the best stuff on the streets; think about it, hehe, so much for a puritanical society foundation this country was built on, or thanks to it, I can’t really decide.

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