Governator 2: Misjudgment Day

California is in the grips of massive unemployment, uninsured, illegal immigration, faulty hiring practices, the highest taxes in the union, and a state budget lacking just a ‘few’ million dollars to cover its own ass resulting in massive cuts in education and other public services that puts California squarely at the back of the class in far too many categories. In his time Arnold increased government spending and lowered the standard of living in California…now someone actually wants this job by any means but ‘short straw takes it’? Well let’s meet the candidates and ponder the odds…

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Gatesgate ’09…The beer heard round the world

With the media on him like fat kids on a sundae he bent to the ‘great’ idea of the statey in getting a beer together. Yes this is the way to handle this. “Bring together Gates and his family with his arresting officer and his family and let’s get liquored up!” What a splendid idea, and while we’re at it we can solve the energy crisis by smoking hash around a bonfire or getting to the heart of the economic situation by doing copious amount of blow off the bare ass of a $50 dollar hooker in a seedy hotel off the strip

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100 canaries, battle royal, handicapping, and the long arm of the law

The story was a short blurb about a house that was raided in efforts to recover 100 Canaries, Lovebirds, that were being trained to fight to the death…I will repeat this. A house was raided on a tip that 100 Canaries were being “trained” to FIGHT to the death. This is the pinnacle poster child example of the ‘What The Fuck!?’ moment in life.

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