Do you smell that? That is the smell of March Madness in the air. It is that time of year when bets are laid and many start to find out all that they can about the competitors. This is that sacred month where the end is in sight and those involved can see their chances […]Read more "Masticate on the madness of the month of mars my masses of misanthropic miscreants"
For agonizing months upon months we all waited for Jerry to declare. While mud was being slung among the candidates in both parties, Jerry stood silent. While poor voting records, bi-partisan donations, and adultery scandals came to light, Jerry stood silent. In the time both Campbell and Newsom declared and withdrew, Jerry stood silent. And even as Meg Whitman’s poll numbers climbed out of the cellar with millions spent to make any opponent nervous, Jerry stood silent. Like a political Yoda he simply did nothing until it was time for action, and on Tuesday, that time came.Read more "Democrats have their CA candidate…Let the Jerry-atrics begin"
or: 2012 campaigning is really heating up already Well if you haven’t heard then I figure I should let you know that the scales over at FOX used for measuring out balance and fairness are a little off kilter…ah who am I kidding they’re fucking broken. It was announced that Sarah Palin has found a […]Read more "New From Mattel, ‘Fox Pundit Palin’, now with Kung-Fu Conservative Grip (on reality)"
…are you seriously NOT officially campaigning for Governor yet, Brown!? or: RIP Poizner Campaign, June 2009-not soon enough It has been a few weeks since I wrote on the election, which looking back over what I missed, is not a big loss. As per usual the four major candidates are pretty much in a holding […]Read more "Ho, Ho, Ho-ly Shit…"
to avoid an outbreak of moderate views and ideas or: in case of a ‘moderate ideas’ outbreak, take Purivax every day until you again hate gays, immigrants, and rekindle your love for guns. (side effects may include rash, dizziness, prolonged spells of irrational fear, misinformation on all political topics, a predisposition to simply scream instead […]Read more "Grand Old Party Purity: Get tested every six months…"
Oh, let the screed begin. My goodness folks I read something today, on Journalismgossip.com, that just about knocked me out of my seat. If you are a regular reader, that would be about three of you and you know who you are, then you know my stance on the GOP and to a greater extent […]Read more "Palin to replace Oprah in 2011?: Harpo-a-no-no"
or: How’s he doing so far? I have been putting off this piece for a while because I have wanted to hold off criticism until President Obama reached either a key decision or his one year mark, whichever came first. Unlike many of my opposing party opponents I have fought hard to reserve judgment, giving […]Read more "Obama-to-date, Never has more been expected in less time, with fewer resources, under greater scrutiny"